User:Maui

Maui
Classification
Species: Human Profession: Elementalist Level(s): 19 (21)

Description

Maui is an Elementalist boss that can be found in her talkpage. When approaching her spawn location, having the Monk hero Ruricu in your party will trigger a brief, flirtatious dialogue. She can also be found patrolling with the Ranger boss Felix Omni and an unknown purpose NPC named Gigathrash, though it is currently under debate which quest triggers this event. See this article's talk page for discussion.

Location

• Kaineng City
  • Maui's Talkpage
• The Jade Sea (variable)
  • Felix Omni's Talkpage
  • Gigathrash's Talkpage

Skills Used

• Fire Attunement
• Glowing Gaze
• Teinai's Heat
• Liquid Flame
• Mind Burn (elite)

Items dropped

This user takes what she needs... including Striker's userboxes. This user has pretends to have a life. This user likes bondage games and other kinds of snares. This user won Cat 3 of Cobalt's Skill Contest. This user thinks that random spam on talkpage makes you popular. This user professes love to those who make her userboxes. Lann is a Member of the Maui Fan Club. Hot Latex Chick...Duh!!! This user mercilessly uses her gender to her advantage. You wouldn't gank a girl, would you?! Speeling FTL Tihs uesr cnnaot splel. This user feels that throwing rocks is an inefficient form of combat. ??? This user is often confused by her talk page. This user's Minor Edit button is stapled to the ground. Error 007 From Anet with love. This user makes other people jump "rope" with them. They use a very sharp rope. ? Gigathrash phails to understand the fact that Maui, Jedi and Entropy are in fact female. Cyberwub gurlz? hax! This user finds it difficult not to laugh immaturely when Kournans get punched in the groin by tigers. This user gets recognized from MySpace when she is out and about, minding her own business. It makes her want to cry. ^jo ^jo dudes This user defied the might of Podax. :( Mission NPCs (those god-damned suicidal idiots you have to protect in missions) make this user sad.

Notes

• If Ruricu is in your party when approaching Maui in Kaineng City, a brief dialogue will play out, and she will not become hostile. The Am Fah mob that spawns with her will attack as normal as soon as the dialogue ends, so be prepared!
• The Ritualist boss J Striker is triggered as a pop-up when a player approaches Maui's Jade Sea location. Proceed with caution.
• Despite being a Factions boss, she uses two Nightfall-exclusive skills: further proof that girls cheat.
• While the Elite skill Avatar of Maui appears to be based around this boss, it cannot be captured from her by any known method.
• This boss stole a number of her userboxes from Striker and Gigathrash, and Felix let her borrow his templates for her characters. Eventually she'll put up the rest of them.
• Angry video footage of this boss can be found here (re: Alliance Battles), here (re: Random Arenas), here (re: Generic Idiocy) and here (re: Ursan PUGs). Be warned, there is adult language and a bad frame rate. ;]

Trivia

• The Maui and Maui's Talkpage Magic cards were created by Gigathrash.
• The Maui Land Magic card was created by Felix Omni.
• The characters below are frequently used by Maui in-game.
• Felix wrote the following ode to this user:

I am the bone of my endocrine system.

Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.

I have created over a thousand talkpage sections.

Unknown to reason. Nor known to {{ri}}.

Have withstood great pain to create many edit conflicts.

Yet these hands will never type anything.

So as I pray,

Unlimited Maui Works.

Felix Omni 04:03, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

• Maui's account-wide titles include:

Warden of the Kurzicks (3,150,000) (8); Victorious Commander (251) (2); Unlucky (13,825) (2); Lucky (125,388) (2) and Friend of the Zaishen (665) (2).

Lanner Mau Character Race: Tyrian Level: 20 Deaths: ...too many. XP: nearly eight million. Currently Equipped Furious Fellblade of Fortitude & Guardian of the Hunt of Fortitude; Bow of the Hierophant; Sundering Clockwork Scythe of Fortitude; Claw of the Forgotten. Titles Protector of Cantha Guardian of Cantha Canthan Vanquisher Elonian Vanquisher Track (17 areas) Canthan Grandmaster Cartographer Elonian Cartographer (90%) Tyrian Elite Skill Hunter Canthan Elite Skill Hunter Elonian Elite Skill Hunter Legendary Spearmarshal Mighty Lightbringer (3,746 points) Not Too Grumpy (50,784 points) Courageous Delver (90,491 points) Shadow Agent (26,814 points) Slayer of All Veteran of the North (469 points) Party Animal (1,337 points) Legendary Guardian Track (2 titles) Legendary Vanquisher Track (1 titles) Legendary Cartographer Track (1 continents) Legendary Skill Hunter People Know Me (10 maxed titles) Notes Lanner is my first and my favorite. She's logged two-thirds of my play time, and while she's easily my most accomplished PvE character, she doesn't see as much RA or AB action as my assassin or mesmer. Rangers seem to have very defined roles in PvP (ie, either interrupter or cripshotter) and I don't much enjoy following conventions. She is, however, my only avatar that is versed in Hero Battles. This has a lot to do with the fact that she is my only avatar with runed Heroes.

Mierovauch Rhet Character Race: Canthan Level: 20 Deaths: 546 XP: over one million. Currently Equipped Sundering Talon Daggers of Fortitude; Vampiric Talon Daggers of Fortitude; Insightful Zodiac Staff of Enchanting. Titles Protector of Cantha Legendary Guardian Track (1 titles) Maxed Titles Track (1 maxed titles) Notes An AB and RA champion, Miero's favorite methods include a vicious Shadow Arts spike and a siege of Dagger Mastery knockdowns. In PvE, he's most often training to run Droknar's Forge wielding a Zodiac Staff, and cursing the day the Stone Summit were born.

Mistress Mau Character Race: Canthan Level: 20 Deaths: 213 XP: 500,000 Currently Equipped Wicked Blade of Fortitude & Undead Tactics Shield of Fortitude; Korvald's Cane & Asuran Domination Focus of Aptitude; Kaolin Domination Staff; Blazing Wing Wand of Memory & Cyndr's Heart. Titles Protector of Cantha Not Too Annoying (28,916 points) Pioneer of the North (238 points) Legendary Guardian Track (1 titles) Maxed Titles Track (1 maxed titles) Notes Generally encountered as an interrupter/Dominator (hence the name), Mistress has been known to run a fastercast fire build in PvE, where anti-caster and e-denial spells are far less effective than, say, a nice Meteor Shower. After all, interrupting a Stoneflesh Mandragor doesn't make him ragequit.

Rhemieroth Foxe Character Race: Canthan Level: 20 Deaths: 103 XP: 700,000 Currently Equipped Sundering Pyroclastic Axe of Fortitude & Darkwing Defender of Fortitude; Sundering Greater Guardian Spear of Fortitude & Darkwing Defender of Fortitude. Titles Sunspear General (2,514 points) Not Too Smelly (3,555 points) Agent (3,026 points) Notes Slower in her PvE progress than most of my other characters, Rhemie nonetheless boasts the most expensive gear outside of Lanner. I usually use her in Alliance Battles, and we're steadily H/Hing our way through Elona.

Gryphon Mau Character Race: Elonian Level: 20 Deaths: 54 XP: 165,000 Currently Equipped Sundering Razorclaw Scythe of Fortitude; Asterius' Scythe. Titles First Spear (411 points) Slayer of Wurms (27,623 points) Notes A brand-new addition to my characters, Gryphon has the dubious accomplishment of taking a ferry to Cantha and Tyria, traveling to the Eye of the North, reaching level twenty and rank five in the Norn title, and then crafting Norn armor, all before completing The Honorable General. Currently, her favored weapon is a req-nine Razorclaw Scythe, and no matter what you say, I like that skin, so shut up.

I Make Boyfriends Character Race: Canthan Level: 20 Deaths: 198 XP: 400,000 Currently Equipped Greater Guardian Spear of Fortitude & Darkwing Defender of Fortitude; Blazing Wing Wand of Memory & Cyndr's Heart; Kerrsh's Staff; Hale Dolyak Prod Staff of Enchanting. Titles Sunspear Commander (2,048 points) Slayer of Imps (1,524 points) Notes A hybrid Elementalist, Boyfriends usually runs a defensive Earth/Air build of wards and conditions, or an offensive Fire/Water build of hexes and nukes. While her name is meant to synergize with guild tag [CrY], it seems to cause quite a stir read on its own, too.

See also:
Requisite Blood
Dragenruthos Kali
Baphomet Azrael
Arbiter of Arcium
Dragenlunos Verite
Beautiful Lotus
Alabaster Pallor