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[[image:Gaile_Gray.jpg|right|thumb|150px|[[Gaile Gray]]<br> (Photo taken during [[Wikipedia:Games Convention|Games Convention]] 2006)]]
The Ballad of Gaile and Zhed
 
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[[image:Gaile_Gray_Ranger.jpg|left|thumb|150px|Gaile Gray's in game character]]
   
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[[Gaile Gray]] is the former ''Community Relations Manager'' for [[ArenaNet]] and the current ''Support Liaison''.
ACT I
 
CHAPTER I
 
SUBSTORY I
 
Zhed Shadowhoof entered his small apartment and sat his briefcase down on the sofa. It had been a long day, and he needed a drink. He galloped his way to the kitchen, pulled out a bottle of wine and poured it in a glass.
 
He wiped off his horse-shoes and walked back to his bedroom. Zhed opened the door, and looking up saw Gaile Gray dressed in black lingerie lying on the bed fingering herself. The room was alight with scented candles.
 
   
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She was known for appearances in game (with a Level 7 [[Ranger]]/[[Monk]] named Gaile Gray), where she conversed with players and organized giant conga lines. Gaile Gray mostly appeared in [[Lion's Arch]], [[Kaineng Center]], [[Shing Jea Monastery]], [[Kamadan]] and [[Gunnar's Hold]] in International [[District]] 1. Like all [[game master]]s, her chat text appeared in [[chat window|purple]] (previously green) and she had a big, green "GM" sign above her character's head.
"Unhhhnh unhhhhhhh, come on baby" she beckoned.
 
   
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She has confirmed that she also has other characters (including a non-playing 'Canthan' character). These are on a different [[account]] though, and the names are kept secret, so that Gaile can enjoy some privacy while playing and converse with other players incognito.
Zhed realised now that it was their anniversary. He sat his wine glass down on the armoire, and paced his way to the bed. His dick was slowly becoming hideously erect.
 
Gaile was still on the bed, fingering herself while her legs writhed in pleasure. Zhed bent down and licked her cloven hooves, moving his tongue slowly up to her giant horse vagina.
 
He pleasured her with his tongue for a few moments until his giant veiny cock became fully erect, at which point he mounted her. He did not insert his penis, instead he teased her, tickling her netherregions and building up to the moment of penetration.
 
   
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It is confirmed that Gaile Gray sometimes controlled [[The Frog]] because, in one session, she was conversing with The Frog for being late, and accidentally sent a message as herself instead of The Frog.
Before Zhed could plunge his penis into Gaile's equine pussy, there was a ring at the doorbell. Gaile neighed, signaling Zhed to answer the door.
 
Dismounting his mate, Zhed angrily stomped to the door. He was not fond of being interrupted during his lovemaking.
 
   
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There is a clip of Gaile's voice at the beginning of [http://www.guildcast.com/episodes/GCep50.mp3 GuildCast's 50th Episode] and the [http://www.guildcast.com/episodes/GCep55.mp3 1st aniversary show].
He peered out of the peephole, only to see General Morgahn.
 
   
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Gaile is also shown on the Making Of Guild Wars DVD that came with [[Guild Wars Nightfall Collector's Edition]].
"What do you want Morgahn?" Zhed yelled through the door vehemently.
 
"Special delivery for Gaile Gray."
 
Zhed opened the door.
 
"Sign here please" General Morgahn said, as he ripped open his shirt and dropped his trousers, revealing his hairy chest and pubic area.
 
   
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Her birthday is on August 9th according to her public profile on the Guild Wars Guru forums [http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/member.php?u=161].
"Zhed, come back in here and bring my present with you!" Gaile yelled from the bedroom.
 
   
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Zhed realised what his sweet had gotten him, and trotted back to the bedroom. Morgahn skipped along behind Zhed, happy as a clam, for he enjoyed his work.
 
 
Zhed stopped at the foot of the bed, but Morgahn leaped at full speed and penetrated Gaile, all in one motion. She screamed with pleasure, as Morgahn forcefully rammed his firm cock into her pussy.
 
Zhed jumped on the bed and rammed his penis into Morgahn's surprisingly elastic ass. Morgahn let out a muffled moan as Zhed's cock erupted from his mouth, and into Gaile's mouth. Gaile began to suck furiously.
 
Morgahn quickly passed out, but Zhed operated him like a puppet. He fucked Gaile with Morgahn's penis as she sucked his feces covered dick. Zhed's cock erupted like Mount St. Helens, and a pyroclastic flow of semen flowed out of him, filling Gaile's mouth and overflowing onto the bed.
 
 
As Zhed's cock slowly became flaccid, it began to work it's way out of the General. Morgahn awoke with Zhed's genitalia slowly seeping it's way out of his intestines.
 
 
Morgahn slid off of Zhed's cock, and sang a lullaby, sending Zhed and Gaile off into a deep slumber.
 

Revision as of 04:14, 15 April 2009

File:Gaile Gray.jpg

Gaile Gray
(Photo taken during Games Convention 2006)

File:Gaile Gray Ranger.jpg

Gaile Gray's in game character

Gaile Gray is the former Community Relations Manager for ArenaNet and the current Support Liaison.

She was known for appearances in game (with a Level 7 Ranger/Monk named Gaile Gray), where she conversed with players and organized giant conga lines. Gaile Gray mostly appeared in Lion's Arch, Kaineng Center, Shing Jea Monastery, Kamadan and Gunnar's Hold in International District 1. Like all game masters, her chat text appeared in purple (previously green) and she had a big, green "GM" sign above her character's head.

She has confirmed that she also has other characters (including a non-playing 'Canthan' character). These are on a different account though, and the names are kept secret, so that Gaile can enjoy some privacy while playing and converse with other players incognito.

It is confirmed that Gaile Gray sometimes controlled The Frog because, in one session, she was conversing with The Frog for being late, and accidentally sent a message as herself instead of The Frog.

There is a clip of Gaile's voice at the beginning of GuildCast's 50th Episode and the 1st aniversary show.

Gaile is also shown on the Making Of Guild Wars DVD that came with Guild Wars Nightfall Collector's Edition.

Her birthday is on August 9th according to her public profile on the Guild Wars Guru forums [1].