I have let my page fall into disrepair, so everything on this page and my characters page is probably outdated. Also, current suspensions count: 5</b>
Location: Ontario, Canada
Occupation: Professional Slacker
First Profession: Necromancer
Started Playing: March 2, 2007
Favourite Professions: Dervish, Necromancer, Ranger
Current Guild: Il Skinny Puppy Il [SP].
Click Here to View Characters This was a total accident, I swear.
If a rule or law is wrong, do what you can to fix it. Here's an argument I started that got "Inappropriate Language" changed to "Verbal Abuse" in the reporting panel.
We globalize the others' lies, we sanctify the great disguise - I am not living here, I have got much left to fear - Behind the crack behind the image on the wall I see you curled up tightly hiding from it all - Pasted carcass killing fields, body parts off dolls that bleed - Dark this heavy past tension over talking.
I have tons of armor which makes me invincible. And the bonus speed means I can hit my enemy so fast, they won't be able to counter!
I don't need to read past "your attacks do +50 damage.". My 16 scythe master will make sure no one survives more than 3 or 4 attacks from me!
If I equip a lot of survivor insignia and vitae runes, I'll never die. And Endure Pain makes an excellent self-heal.
The fact that I do much more damage than everyone means I'm the most important. If the monk is working hard to keep me alive, it's because I'm just that damn important. I also know exactly how other people should play their profession.
My low defenses don't matter, if my monk does his job, I won't die and the enemy will be unable to stop my 7-attack-combo. If my monk fails, I have Shadow Refuge to back me up!
Pfft, I don't need all these blocking stances, I'll just take Life Siphon and Life Transfer. They're in Blood Magic, so there's no reason to not use them.
I don't really understand how this combination works, but PvX says it's good! I can't possibly lose if I use a PvX build against those noobs!
If I fire these three off in quick succession, I'll do huge damage! Hell, I could even toss in Concussion Shot and Savage Shot! And they'll keep getting interrupted if they try to do anything! But I should definitely have Disrupting Shot because it's much better than Savage Shot.
I may be using a caster profession, but I need to level up my pet! I'll take it into PvP, that will get it to level 20 real quick! And it can help me do a bit more damage, without any downsides!
Spell. You interrupt yourself.
"Thanks, Captain Obvious!"
Shout. If target foe is a foe, you gain 10 energy.
Well of Obvious
Well Spell. Exploit the nearest corpse to create a well of Obvious. If that corpse was fallen creature, all foes who are foes in this well suffer from a -5 health degeneration.
Skill. If target foe is, in fact, not an ally, that foe takes 10...70 damage.(Attribute: Strength, because Paragons ALWAYS use Strength.)
Elite Skill. Target touched foe is hit by your over-used elite and takes 10...400 damage, but that's not enough for you, so you will continue to spam your chain out of order in a desperate attempt to kill them.(Attribute: Critical Strikes.)
"F--- You Too!"
Shout. If you are below 10% health, target foe shares all of your conditions and hexes, and they lose all but 20...10% of their maximum health(Attribute: Command.)