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-I call this the "Blame Wikia" theme, inspired by Felix.

This userpage is only guaranteed to show up correctly when viewing with Mozilla Firefox with ABP installed. This page shows up way to differently with various resolutions, and I will make no efforts to correct the page for resolutions other than the one I am currently using (1920x1200)

Blame wikia This user still blames Wikia for all his problems.
Admin This user is an administrator.
IE This page is not guaranteed to show up correctly in Internet Explorer.

This user now plays Lord of the Rings Online (LOTRO)

The current time is:08-5 03:25 (UTC) This user's timezone is -6 GMT.

Aggro's Page

  • I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the third. Don't hesitate to call.
  • Online I go by the handle, Aggro.


Where I Can Be Found Nowadays.

  • Since my days of playing Guildwars are behind me, and I never accomplished any of the goals I set out to finish in the game /sigh... Figured I should post where I can be found.
  • Been playing LOTRO (Lord of the Rings Online) now for a little over a year.
  • I can be found on Meneldor server on 1 of these 7 characters...
    • Kohaku, lvl 54 hunter
    • Tsakari, lvl 36 Minstrel
    • Nifira, lvl 57 Runekeeper
    • Halfdog, lvl 27 Captain
    • Sukoshi, lvl 23 Champion
    • Peca, lvl 30 Guardian
    • Naomei, lvl 10 Burglar
  • If anyone is ever in that neighborhood, throw me a tell.

My Userbox Collection

Monk-icon This user is a Monk by nature.
PvE

This user is primarily a PvE player.

Firefox This user thinks that Firefox pwns Internet Explorer.
Assassin-icon This user is an Assassin by nature.
Official Wiki This user refuses to recognize the official Anet Wiki.
Faction (Kurzick) This user is a member of the Kurzick alliance.
Deadly Paradox This user believes that Deadly Paradox is a reference to what happens when you go back in time and kill your grandfather.
Shift+Alt+R This user spends way too much time watching Recent Changes. Seriously its scary!
[DTCG] This user is an officer and co-creator of The Duct Tape Chain Gang.
Wiki This user wishes to one day actually understand wiki code.
GW:AD This user aspires to being a Guild Wiki Admin.
Dodge Vipermagi is faster than 172.214.112.129.
Unsuspecting Strike Marcopolo47 signature new secretly stalks Shadowcrest. But don't tell anyone.
Gr Gaze from Beyond The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.
Jan. 1st, 1970?
This user rarely checks timestamps before editing articles.
Poisonous Bite This user thinks that giving your pet rabies to inflict extra damage will incur the wrath of PETA.
Stone Daggers This user feels that throwing rocks is an inefficient form of combat. But it sure is fun.
EreanorBond Error 007
From Anet with love.
NoTrolling This user does not feed the Trolls.
Blame wikia This user blames Wikia for all his problems.
Critical Chop Inverted This user feels that Guitar Hero 3 on medium is like "hard minus the orange button".
Weird This user knows where the weirdest discussions on GuildWiki are.
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This user is playing Mafia. Why aren't you?
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Proudly watches anime This user proudly watches anime.
Spiritual Possession "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Luxon."
stillALIVE This user is Still Alive.
ARE YOU?
Hammer And Sickle In Soviet Russia, user boxes add you!
Vista This user thinks Microsuck Vista was created through this process.
PORTAL "Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NO WAY!' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great!"
Mystic Regeneration "Also, it'll make it STRONGER, I think. People can just put a lot of points into mysticism, and forget about earth prayers. A lot of people put at least 8 points into earth prayers to use this skill effeciently, and if you moved it, they wouldn't have to!" --194.237.146.68
Cultist&#039;s Fervor You have dealt 7,800 damage over 5 seconds, for an average of 1560 damage per second. Death occurred in 1 second. Your highest damage in a single second was 2000, done at 1 second.
Lemon When life hands you lemons, eat the lemons. If Life had intended you to make lemonade with its lemons, it would have included sugar, water, a pitcher, and a spoon.
Weakness That which does does not kill you leaves you weak, bleeding, and helpless until something else comes along to finish you off.
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Entropy We will miss you forever mum
Rollerbeetle Racer Dance Isk8-gooch
Dolyak Prod Staff Head This user stabs Felix Omni Signature with a cattle prod !
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While those without computers would have difficulty deriving the full benefit of the above, the included instruction booklets would promote literacy and a healthy suspicion of Varesh.

O_o
  • A is for Auron who fell down the stairs.
  • B is for Blue.rellik assaulted by bears.
  • C is for Cookie who wasted away.
  • D is for Darksyde Never Again thrown out of a sleigh.
  • E is for Entropy who choked on a peach.
  • F is for Felix sucked dry by a leech.
  • G is for Gigathrash smothered under a rug.
  • H is for Hellbringer done in by a thug.
  • I is for Isk8 who drowned in a lake.
  • J is for Jedi who took lye by mistake.
  • K is for KyleH who was struck with an axe.
  • L is for Lost-Blue who swallowed some tacks.
  • M is for Maui who was swept out to sea.
  • N is for Nova who died of ennui.
  • O is for OrgX run through with an awl.
  • P is for Powersurge trampled flat in a brawl.
  • Q is for Quizzical who sank on a mire.
  • R is for Ruricu consumed by a fire.
  • S is for Shadowphoenix who perished of fits.
  • T is for Thoughtful who flew into bits.
  • U is for Utter Havoc who slipped down a drain.
  • V is for Vipermagi squashed under a train.
  • W is for Wizardboy embedded in ice.
  • X is for Xeon devoured by mice.
  • Y is for Yuri whose head was knocked in.
  • Z is for Zulu who drank too much gin.
o_O Gigathrash is older than ValenTock who is younger than Xilarth The Wise and Lost-Blue who are younger than Marcopolo who is three years younger than Warwick who is the same age as Fighterbitsj yet a year older than Vipermagi, who is the same age as Misfate, and while Shadowcrest is the coolest person in this box for making it, he is much younger than Isk8, who is also older than Entrea Sumatae, who is the same age as Entropy, who is mortal enemies with Felix Omni, yet Felix is still younger than both Jioruji Derako and Maui; however, JediRogue is one year younger than Isk8, and both are older than J Striker, who is approximately of the same age as Progger and Cress Arvein, though none of them are as old as Zulu or as young as Thoughtful, except Spam King, who is believed to be younger than RT, who is around the same age as Bored and Nova, who is younger than Dragnmn, though all three of them are sure to be younger than SWT. Believe it.


Guild Wars Characters

Separate page to help reduce load times of my page.

Elite Skills Page

Goals

Lately the game has just been boring to me. Perhaps I am getting burned out on it, which has happened before. Typically, I go play something else and after a couple weeks, my love for GW is reinvigorated. But I am not so sure this time. I may go play on the console more, perhaps hit up D2 again a bit. But there are a number of things I want to get accomplish in Guild Wars before the game becomes dead to me.

  • Have all 10 PvE Characters complete all missions with bonuses on all 4 campaigns.
  • Get all of my armor goals for my remaining characters.
  • Get rank 2 on "Kind of a Big Deal" so that my Monk can capture the phoenix in the Hall of Monuments.

I'll probably think of more.

Guild

  • A proud officer and co-creator of "Duct Tape Chain Gang" [DTCG] Founded 11/4/2005
  • 16 Members to date. (Though a couple of us have multiple accounts)
  • Aprox 10 active members
  • Guild hall is the Isle of the Dead
  • Primarily PvE Guild, Some AB.
  • We are Kurzick aligned and part of The Pond Alliance.

About Me

  • My real name is Alan. I am 25 years old living in Portage, IN. USA. I've been playing Guild Wars since the beta. Started my online gaming with Diablo 2 in Clan Maggot.
  • http://www.myspace.com/gwdtcg
  • This user is constantly teased by his Guildmates that Anet named a boss after him, Alem the Unclean.
  • My handle Isk8 originated from my previous online identity Aggrosk8er16. That handle was perma banned from GWO forums due to an "argument" that broke out between some prior guild members and other forum users. By putting in my 2 cents and backing up a guild member, I earned myself a permanent ban that, after 2 years and multiple email requests, still has not been lifted.
    • My handle also, as it implies, means I am an aggressive inline skater. My skates are Solomon ST80's.

When I'm Not Playing Guild Wars

  • I work mornings for Meijer as a frozen orderwriter.
  • I spend most of my spare time on this wiki, with my wife Sara, and playing LOTRO.

Other Online Communities I Belong To

Game Consoles

  • Xbox 360 (newest to the collection)
    • Halo3, Halflife Orange Box, Perfect Dark Zero, Rockband, Assassin's Creed, Turok, Guitar Hero 2, Guitar Hero Aerosmith, Rockband 2, Eternal Sonata, EDF2017, Fable 2, Mass Effect, Star Ocean: The Last Hope, Fallout 3.
    • You can find me on Xbox Live as AggroSk8. Feel free to toss me a friend invite at any time :D
  • Wii
    • Sonic Rings, Red Steel, Guitar Hero 3, SSBB, Mario Kart Wii.
    • My Wii console number is 0103-9864-3985-3453. Feel free to add me to your address book, and invite me to do the same.

My Music

My music taste include, Rock, Metal, Alternative, Punk, Ska, and anything else inbetween. I don't like much Rap or Country. My top bands, in no particular order.

  • Foo Fighters
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • Eve6
  • 3 Doors Down

  • Third Eye Blind
  • Goo Goo Dolls
  • Jin Blossoms

  • A.F.I.
  • Linkin Park
  • Green Day

My Pc Specs

  • Custom Built Amd Athlon x2 3800 Manchester.
  • Abit KN8-SLI Motherboard(Dual PCI-E Slot).
  • MSI ATI 4670 PCI-E 1GB DDR 3 Vid Card
  • 2GB Ram (Expandable to 8GB)

Quiz

You scored as Monk. Mesmers can support a group amazingly, but only you can truly help a group in need. With the powers of the divine, you are able to cure the wounded, protect the weak,
and even bring back the dead. You are almost a necessity to any team, providing the backbone of your group's structure.

Assassin

63%

Monk

63%

Elementalist

56%

Ranger

56%

Warrior

56%

Mesmer

50%

Ritualist

50%

Necromancer

44%


Guild Wars Professions: Factions Edition
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Your Brain is 47% Female, 53% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

You scored as Assassin

Assassins are much like warriors but rely on intellectual advances.

Once an assassin attacks, they can go on and on forever!

Dervish

80%

Monk

80%

Assassin

80%

Paragon

55%

Mesmer

55%

Elementalist

55%

Ritualist

50%

Ranger

45%

Necromancer

40%

Warrior

35%

What Guild Wars Profession Are You? Factions and Nightfall Included.

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Kewl People on the Wiki

These Skills Rock

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Templates

Tables

My Commonly Used Links

Magic

Giga&#039;s Magic Happy B-Day Isk8 Card


High-resolution skill icons
Warrior-icon-small Warrior Ranger-icon-small Ranger Monk-icon-small Monk Necromancer-icon-small Necromancer Mesmer-icon-small Mesmer Elementalist-icon-small Elementalist Assassin-icon-small Assassin Ritualist-icon-small Ritualist Paragon-icon-small Paragon Dervish-icon-small Dervish
  • Stolen from Lann :D

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