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If you wish to borrow a user box that I personally created, please make the request on my Talk Page. If you ask nicely, I'll probably give it to you. --Zerris

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Monster skill This user has twice spent 7 hours in the Foundry of Failed Creations, only to die on the final boss because somebody left.
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Zarai The Destroyer This user is too Rich.
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Current Challenge

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The Current Challenge is Solve a Puzzle!


Check the Challenge Page for Rules. Pay close attention to the Rules for submitting an Answer!


You can look Here for a list of past Challenges, or you can suggest a new one Here.

About Me

  • I regularly play every profession and type of gameplay in Guild Wars, with the sole exception of GvG, as I have never been in a primarily PvP Guild.
  • I like to take screenshots, and have started displaying some of them here.
  • I was part of a very friendly group of Alliances under the banner of ULGG. They helped me out a lot, and I give many thanks to all of them.

Also, try out the Puzzles I've posted below. All answers will be obvious when found. Rules and hints not included. Solve at your own risk. And if you look carefully, there is an additional puzzle hidden in this page itself.

My Puzzles:

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My Builds

W/Me Enduring Visage UW Solo (Great)

Zerris Arch Cape

My Current Guild's Cape [Arch]

Ancestor's Visage

Ancestor's Visage

Sympathetic Visage

Sympathetic Visage

Warrior's Endurance

Warrior's Endurance

Dolyak Signet

Dolyak Signet

Power Attack

Power Attack

Counterattack

Counterattack

Lion's Comfort

Lion's Comfort

Enraging Charge

Enraging Charge


E/A Incendiary Spiker (Good)

Fire Attunement

Fire Attunement

Augury of Death

Augury of Death

Incendiary Bonds

Incendiary Bonds

Smoldering Embers

Smoldering Embers

Liquid Flame

Liquid Flame

Flame Djinn's Haste

Flame Djinn's Haste

Star Burst

Star Burst

Resurrection Signet

Resurrection Signet


Me/E Fast Casting Nuker (Good)

Zerris Cape

My Old Guild's Cape [ULGG]

Fire Attunement

Fire Attunement

Fireball

Fireball

Rodgort's Invocation

Rodgort's Invocation

Arcane Echo

Arcane Echo

Meteor Shower

Meteor Shower

Auspicious Incantation

Auspicious Incantation

Glyph of Energy

Glyph of Energy

Optional

Optional


Me/E Fast Cast SF Nuker (Untested)

Fire Attunement

Fire Attunement

Glyph of Elemental Power

Glyph of Elemental Power

Mark of Rodgort

Mark of Rodgort

Auspicious Incantation

Auspicious Incantation

Glyph of Lesser Energy

Glyph of Lesser Energy

Rodgort's Invocation

Rodgort's Invocation

Searing Flames

Searing Flames

Meteor Shower

Meteor Shower


Me/any Mesmerizing Thief (Untested)

Wikistress3D NoPants v3
Backfire

Backfire

Diversion

Diversion

Empathy

Empathy

Wastrel's Worry

Wastrel's Worry

Distortion

Distortion

Ether Feast

Ether Feast

Simple Thievery

Simple Thievery

Resurrection Signet

Resurrection Signet


W/P Flourishing Spearchucker (Unfavored)

Healing Signet

Healing Signet

Swift Javelin

Swift Javelin

Harrier's Toss

Harrier's Toss

Vicious Attack

Vicious Attack

Spear of Lightning

Spear of Lightning

Merciless Spear

Merciless Spear

Flourish

Flourish

Resurrection Signet

Resurrection Signet


Team - Infuriating IWAY

Rush Frenzy Backbreaker Crushing Blow Lion's Comfort "I Will Avenge You!" Charm Animal Resurrection Signet
Rush Frenzy Eviscerate Executioner's Strike Lion's Comfort "I Will Avenge You!" Charm Animal Resurrection Signet
Mending Refrain Song of Purification Ballad of Restoration Signet of Synergy Wearying Spear Barbed Spear Wild Throw Resurrection Signet
Natural Stride Serpent's Quickness Infuriating Heat Nature's Renewal Dust Trap Distracting Shot Charm Animal Resurrection Signet
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Rush Frenzy Backbreaker Crushing Blow Lion's Comfort "I Will Avenge You!" Charm Animal Resurrection Signet
Rush Frenzy Eviscerate Executioner's Strike Lion's Comfort "I Will Avenge You!" Charm Animal Resurrection Signet
Rush Frenzy Eviscerate Executioner's Strike Lion's Comfort "I Will Avenge You!" Charm Animal Resurrection Signet
Rush Frenzy Crippling Slash Gash Lion's Comfort "I Will Avenge You!" Charm Animal Resurrection Signet
Whirling Defense Serpent's Quickness Infuriating Heat Dust Trap Barbed Trap Snare Tripwire Resurrection Signet
Whirling Defense Serpent's Quickness Infuriating Heat Dust Trap Barbed Trap Snare Tripwire Resurrection Signet
Order of Apostasy Heal Area Words of Comfort Jamei's Gaze Heal Party Extinguish Mark of Pain Resurrection Signet
Healer's Boon Heal Area Ethereal Light Jamei's Gaze Heal Party Extinguish Order of Pain Resurrection Signet
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Me/Mo Damageless Killer

Illusion of Weakness

Illusion of Weakness

Mantra of Persistence

Mantra of Persistence

Protective Spirit

Protective Spirit

Channeling

Channeling

Arcane Echo

Arcane Echo

Amity

Amity

Illusion of Pain

Illusion of Pain

Ether Signet

Ether Signet


1337 Me/Mo Echo Mender (Joke)

Mantra of Resolve

Mantra of Resolve

Echo

Echo

Arcane Echo

Arcane Echo

Mending

Mending

Divine Spirit

Divine Spirit

Supportive Spirit

Supportive Spirit

Ether Lord

Ether Lord

Light of Dwayna

Light of Dwayna


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Build Archives (with credits):

Characters

Account 1:


Zerris The Beloved

Zerris The Beloved Mo/N 20 (with minipet Fungei, sister of Fungie)

3,300,000 exp

Essence Bond Healer's Boon Dwayna's Kiss Ethereal Light Healing Seed Heal Party Necrotic Traversal Rebirth

My oldest character, nearly two years old by now. Used for soloing UW, DoA, anywhere in the Crystal Desert. Also plays Healer/Prot-er in DoA, Tombs, FoW, And anywhere else a Monk is needed. Occasionally plays in RA. Has Obsidian Pants and a full set of 15k Tattoos and 15k Judge's Armor. Has killed Mallyx.


Zarai The Destroyer

Zarai The Destroyer E/Mo 20 (with minipet Piggy)

1,900,000 exp

Fire Attunement Glyph of Lesser Energy Mark of Rodgort Searing Flames Convert Hexes Glyph of Sacrifice Meteor Shower Resurrection Chant

My youngest character, and a general Searing Flames nuker who likes to do anything and everything. Does some RA with my own build. Plays around in UW, FoW, The Deep, Urgoz Warren, DoA, and anywhere else people need things blown up. Currently working on being the most expensive looking Elementalist in history. Wears full Obsidian Armor and uses perfectly modded Tormented Fire Staff. Also has a Sweet Tooth and is a Vanquishing Lightbringer. Has killed Mallyx and Vanquished all of Istan.


Minions Are Cute

Minions Are Cute N/Me 20 (with minipet Fungie, brother of Fungei)

1,100,000 exp

Animate Flesh Golem Animate Bone Fiend Animate Shambling Horror Animate Bone Horror Signet of Lost Souls Verata's Sacrifice Blood of the Master Rebirth

All purpose Necromancer, mainly does SS Nuking in UW and The Deep. Also plays BiP in Tombs, The Deep, Urgoz, FoW, and DoA. Can also solo the Domain of Anguish. Lastly, plays his namesake in missions and Tombs. Has Ancient Armor. Likes to name his Flesh Golems "Morty" and "Mortimer".


Cute And Innocent

Cute And Innocent A/R 20 (with pet Dire Tiger lvl 20 Hobbes and minipet Furball)

810,000 exp

Critical Eye Critical Defenses Way of Perfection Barrage Distracting Shot Savage Shot Charm Animal Comfort Animal

Was used for Chest Running in FoW, Raisu Palace, and Nahpui Quarter before the Chest update. Plays B/P when needed for actual missions and quests. Still hates the Sharpen Daggers nerf. Has 99.3% explored in Cantha. Wears (and is currently the character pictured for) 15k Exotic Armor. Do not hug, on pain of stabbity stabbity.


Arwenamin Ita'istar

Arwenamin Ita'istar Me/E 20 or "My Lady Illusionist" in Elven (with minipet Morty)

580,000 exp

Fire Attunement Fireball Rodgort's Invocation Arcane Echo Meteor Shower Auspicious Incantation Glyph of Energy Optional

Mainly acts like an Elementalist when my real Ele is off busy elsewhere. Also did (at one point) run Droknars. Has a set of 15k Virtuoso's Armor and 15k Enchanter's Armor. Likes FoW and setting innocent Ettins on fire.


Zerris The Reaper

Zerris The Reaper D/Mo 20 (with minipet Varesh)

590,000 exp

Protective Spirit Mystic Regeneration Mystic Vigor Mystic Sweep Eremite's Attack Reaper's Sweep Balthazar's Spirit Essence Bond

General Dervish who goes around knocking people's heads off with her scythe. Has access to DoA, though she doesn't do much. Mainly just a test to see how Dervishes worked out. Plans to be able to run Droknar's some day. Also runs a 130hp build.


Zarai Tagachi

Zarai Tagachi Rt/? 20 (with minipet Shelly)

560,000 exp

Ritual Lord Boon of Creation Shelter Displacement Union Earthbind Pain Generic resurrect

The sister of Shiro, she killed him in a failed attempt to take over the world for herself. Mainly used for Spirit Spamming. Less played since the spirit update. Currently sits in Urgoz Warren waiting for something interesting to happen, like an experienced Trapper Team. Wears 15k Exotic Armor.


Zarai The Angelic

Zarai the Angelic P/R 20 (with pet lvl 6 Lion and minipet Temple Guardian)

220,000 exp

"Fall Back!" "Never Surrender!" Cruel Spear "Go for the Eyes!" Vicious Attack Comfort Animal Charm Animal Signet of Return

Was abandoned for a long time due to overzealous Paragon Nerfs by ArenaNet. Is cautiously popping her head up again, to see if there are any Nerfbats near. Wears Vabbian Armor with Sunspear Chest. Happens to have a Green spear and Green shield thoughtfully donated by my Monk and Elementalist, respectively.


Optional

Too Cute To Die ?/? 20

140,000 exp (level 20)

Optional Optional Optional Optional Optional Optional Optional Resurrection Signet

My PvP character, mainly used in RA and HA. Occasionally guests with other guilds for GvG. 815,000 Faction, 1,023 Fame, 55 Gladiator Points, 2,690 Gamer Points, 55 Victory Points, Lucky, Unlucky, UAX.

The Queen Of Shadow



Account 2:


The Queen Of Shadow W/Me 20 (with minipet Chomper)

1,800,000 exp

Ancestor's Visage Sympathetic Visage Warrior's Endurance Dolyak Signet Power Attack Counterattack Lion's Comfort Enraging Charge

Warrior with 15k Gladiator's Armor mainly used for FoW solo farming or UW solo farming, with my own build. Also does some Chest Running. Was used to run Droknars, before the update. Has Shields worth a minor fortune.


Ayashe Kiwidinok

Ayashe Kiwidinok R/Rt 20 or "Little One of the Wind" in Cheyenne (with pet Dire Warthog lvl 20 Oink and minipet Oink Jr.)

660,000 exp

Splinter Weapon Barrage Distracting Shot Savage Shot Optional Charm Animal Comfort Animal Flesh of My Flesh

Ranger with 15k Druid's Armor mainly used for Tombs runs and Urgoz Farming (as either Trapper or B/P). Can Solo-Trap the Underworld. Also has Bows worth a minor fortune.


Daisuke Eien

Daisuke Eien Me/Mo 20 (with minipet Juggernaut)

230,000 exp

Auspicious Incantation Arcane Echo Energy Surge Mistrust Energy Burn Shatter Hex Empathy Resurrect

My newest character, Daisuke was created to journey through Elona again, from the very begining. Currently uses a Milefaun's Staff lent by Arwenamin Ita'istar and a Forgotten Fire Staff lent by Minions Are Cute. Wears Sunspear Armor dyed Green-Green-Blue-Silver. Tends to travel in the company of Akimiya Kadaaj, a Dervish.


Zarai The Beautiful

Zarai The Beautiful E/Me 20 (with minipet Hydra)

170,000 exp

Fire Attunement Glyph of Lesser Energy Arcane Echo Meteor Shower Auspicious Incantation Glyph of Energy Rodgort's Invocation Optional

This girl dropped her first set of armor in front of Instructor Ng and never looked back, nor has she ever wielded a weapon or focus. Built to see if the challenge of a "Naked Mage" could be re-created in Guild Wars. Since she has access to the Ring of Fire Islands and has capped multiple Elites, the answer is yes, although the x2.8 Damage can get old real fast.


Zerris The Young

Zerris The Young N 12 (with pet Playful Bear lvl 12 Fuzzy Wuzzy)

58,000 exp

Life Siphon Faintheartedness Vampiric Gaze Vampiric Touch Blood Renewal Troll Unguent Comfort Animal Charm Animal

Pre-Searing only Necro used to help others. Enjoys killing Charr across the wall. Eventually going for the title Defender of Ascalon.


Mules:

Zerris The Mule Me/Mo 20

Currently holds nothing, thanks to the increased Storage. Actually lived long enough to get a Birthday Present. Will probably be kept around, if for that reason alone.

MaguumaChest


Zerris The Pre Mule W 1

Holds stuff for Zerris The Young since there is no Pre Searing Storage.


Pig Farmer Zerris R 20

Holds 16 Miniature Pigs in the hope that they will eventually be worth a lot. May start a farm. Still looking for chickens. Donations (in the form of lonely Pigs) are welcome.

Goals

This is a list of my goals, completed or not. Will update occasionally.

  • Unlock Stuff.
  • Unlock all Prophecies Skills.
  • Unlock all Factions Skills.
  • Unlock all Nightfall Skills.
  • Unlock all Runes.
  • Unlock all Upgrades.
  • Unlock all Heroes.
  • Beat The Game(s).
  • Beat Nightfall.
  • Beat Nightfall with my Dervish.
  • Beat Nightfall with my Elementalist.
  • Beat Nightfall with my Monk.
  • Beat Nightfall with my Necromancer.
  • Beat Nightfall with my Paragon.
  • Look Good.
  • Get Pretty Armor.
  • Get Pretty Weapons
  • Get Max Greens or Rare Skinned Weapons for my Assassin.
  • Get Max Greens or Rare Skinned Weapons for my Dervish.
  • Get Max Greens or Rare Skinned Weapons for my Elementalist.
  • Get a Rare Skinned Air Staff.
  • Get a Rare Skinned Fire Staff.
  • Get a Rare Skinned Water Staff.
  • Get a Tormented Fire Staff.
  • Get Max Greens or Rare Skinned Weapons for my Mesmer.
  • Get Max Greens or Rare Skinned Weapons for my Monk.
  • Get Max Greens or Rare Skinned Weapons for my Necromancer.
  • Get Max Greens or Rare Skinned Weapons for my Paragon.
  • Get Max Greens or Rare Skinned Weapons for my Ranger.
  • Get a Perfect Stormbow.
  • Get Max Greens or Rare Skinned Weapons for my Ritualist.
  • Get Max Greens or Rare Skinned Weapons for my Warrior.
  • Get a Perfect Chaos Axe.
  • Get a Perfect Eternal Shield.
  • Find Hidden Treasures.
Elementalist-icon-small Warrior-icon-small Monk-icon-small Ranger-icon-small Necromancer-icon-small Ritualist-icon-small Assassin-icon-small Mesmer-icon-small Paragon-icon-small Dervish-icon-small
Istan
Yes Check Box Yes Check Box Yes Check Box Check Box Yes Yes Yes Issnur Isles,Buried Treasure (Map)
Yes Check Box Yes Check Box Yes Check Box Check Box Yes Yes Yes Mehtani Keys,Treasure Chest (Map)
Kourna
Yes Check Box Yes Check Box Yes Check Box Check Box Check Box Yes Yes Arkjok Ward,Buried Treasure(Map)
Yes Check Box Yes Check Box Yes Check Box Check Box Yes Yes Yes Jahai Bluffs,Treasure Chest(Map)
Yes Check Box Yes Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Yes Bahdok Caverns,Do Not Touch(Map)
Vabbi
Yes Check Box Yes Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Yes Yes The Mirror of Lyss,Buried Treasure(Map)
Yes Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Yes The Hidden City of Ahdashim,Treasure Chest(Map)
Yes Check Box Yes Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Yes Yes Forum Highlands,Do Not Touch(Map)
The Desolation
Yes Check Box Yes Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Yes The Sulfurous Wastes,Treasure Chest(Map)
Yes Check Box Yes Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Yes The Ruptured Heart,Buried Treasure(Map)
Realm of Torment
Yes Check Box Yes Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Yes Domain of Pain,Treasure Chest (Map from Gate of Fear)
Yes Check Box Yes Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Check Box Yes Nightfallen Jahai,Treasure Chest (Map from Gate of Pain)


  • Get Good Titles.
  • Get a high Hero Rank.
  • Get Rank 3.
  • Get Rank 6.
  • Get Rank 9.
  • Get a high Gladiator Rank.
  • Get Rank 1.
  • Get Rank 2.
  • Get Rank 3.
  • Get a high Skillz Rank.
  • Get Rank 1.
  • Get Rank 2.
  • Get Rank 3.
  • Get Rank 4.
  • Get Rank 5.
  • Get Rank 6.
  • Get Rank 7.
  • Get Kind of a Big Deal.

Ideas

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Suggested Additions to Guild Wars:


Good Free Games

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Zerris N Victory
Zerris Cat Bow Victory
Zerris Territory War Victory
Zerris LotD Victory
Zerris Base Jumping Victory
Zerris FPM2 Victory
Zerris AoW Victory
Zerris Amberial Victory
Zerris Bridges Victory
Zerris Dots Victory

Also known as "Hey! I got on the computer 10 hours ago and I still haven't done anything! I hate you, Zerris!"


Games are roughly ranked in order of quality, from highest to lowest in each category. No guarantees can be made, however, to the entertainment and/or fun one may or may not receive when playing any of the games listed below.
Game at your own risk. -- Z


Rating System (My Biased Opinions)

Downloadable

  • Rogue (Download "Rogue 1.1 by Jon Lane (DOS) - rogue1_1.zip (Mr. Mctesq was here)")


Online

Top Ten Games



Kongregate


Addicting Games

  • N 8 - 6 - 6


Armor Games


Free Arcade


Pop Cap (Play Free at the bottom of each page)


UGO Player


Miniclip


Free World Group


Java Game Play


Hallpass


Other


Flash Flash Revolution


Free Rice

Logic/Puzzle Games

Good Commercial Games

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Good Comics

I have read every full archive (or all available books) and stay up to date on every comic listed here. Seriously.

Online

Commercial

Graphic Novels

Movies

Demetri Martin

Guild Wars

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Political

Humor

Magikarp's Revenge

Cats

Impressive

Music

Songs To Wear Pants To

Rap:

Other:

Tim Minchin

The Klein Four Group

Malic Mizer

Gackt & Kami

LittleHorse

Windows?

Other Songs

For My Convenience...

"Friends long absent are coming back to you." (Lucky Numbers 13, 15, 17, 29, 31, 33)

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