Zumo the Beggar

Zumo the Beggar is found wandering in Wajjun Bazaar with random quotes.

"The docks are so empty these days. People are afraid to come to Cantha."
"Those Am Fah thugs are frightening!"
"Fruit can be hard to come by these days now that the plague has slowed trade coming from Kryta."
"The Ministry of fire never seems incapable of understanding the plight of the common people."
"The guards try to keep order but there are fewer of them of them each day."
"The Obsidian Flame keep the rogue guilds in check."
"The emperor cares greatly for all of us who have suffered because of the plague."
"Cantha will make it through any difficulty as long as the emperor is alive."
"The Luxons and Kurzicks have been quarrelling for so long, I think they've probably forgotten why they started fighting to begin with."
"The local guilds are taking over the streets. Most have bought off the Ministry and do as they please."

"Alms, alms for the poor!"
"I need some coins to buy some ale to get rip roaring drunk, surely that's a worthy enough cause for someone to donate? I'll let you have a few drinks with me!"
"There is an old folktale in Cantha that if you give coins to a beggar he'll turn you into a beautiful princess and ride off into the sunset with you. Care to try your luck?"
"For the low low price of 250 gold, I, Zumo, will single-handedly remove the plague from the city of Cantha! I require only one payment, upfront, and three days to complete the task!"
"I saw a guard earlier who ordered me to inform you that you need to give me 5 gold coins to pay the passing through the market fee."
"Hey, hey you! I was riding my horse to the other side of town and I ran out of hey to feed him to get there. Spare a few gold so I can feed him and be on my way?"
"One time offer, donate to the help save Zumo fund! A most remarkable cause! World renown for doing good deeds in Cantha for the last three and a half minutes!"
"Spare a few coins for a blind, mute, and deaf beggar!"